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Burnie Burns

Michael "Burnie" Burns is a animal fighting champion, his specialty is in horse punching. He is capable of fighting and killing any animal (except wolves, thats Liam Neeson shit.)He wins science and will do ANYTHING for a sandwich, even trying to fire an employee for his sandwich. Contrary to popular belief he is smarter than the average ant and has smoked a whole marijuana.

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